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in brussel sprouts from mars
the computer did all of their homework
our hero sold used cars
and the women just take off their clothes
of course, the martians are green
they regret what we do to plants
and they step on people like ants
and the women just take off their clothes
dont use a neuclear bomb
do that you'd destroy the city
just try to keep everyone calm
you know you're in trouble
when the wierd music starts
big as the world trade center
shaped like brussel sprouts
tell that computer how to make a computer
and your women just take off your clothes
earthlings! earthlings!
come out! come out!
we are only here to help you!
said the largest brussel sprout
earthlings! earthings!
dont try to hide!
you shoudln't shoot at our space ship
but so far, nobody's dieing
in brussel sprouts from mars
the computer did all of their homework
our hero sold used cars
and the women just take off their clothes
of course, the martians are green
and they regret what we do to plants
and they step on people like ants
and the women just take off their clothes
well our hero takes a blow torch
and climbs up a water tower
the computer sets an explosive charge
and it all explodes with awesome power
the water turns into steam
and everyone who looked
said it seemed like a dream
and the brussel sprouts got cooked
now all we need is a little cheese
and maybe a dash of salt
pass the butter, if you please
and waitress... please take off your clothes!