Songwriter, Poet, Man of Mystery
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bug man's got six arms
a couple of antenna
and eight legs
he's ten feet long
with a black and orange body
and he lives in omaha
bug man eats red flowers
clip-clop clean
with crab-like pinchers
he slicks back his bristles
with his tounge and his feet
and he wants to be my father-in-law
(and he's)
bug man
from near the pleides
bug man
weighs about four tons
bug man
does your daughter have babies?
you can't get away from...
can't get away from bug man!
he cries genuwine tears
the dog runs away when he appears
i asked him to rotate my tires
he picked up th' car and made them spin
should i get a truckload of pesticide?
or marry the girl?
i can't decide
he's kockin' on my door again
bug man
bug man's got six arms
couple of antenna
and eight legs
he's ten feet long
with a black and orange body
and he lives in omaha
he's a radioactive freak
started out as a creature
far from here
been a monster all his life
and he says his daughter is lone-ly
bug man
bug man
from near the pleides
bug man
weighs about four tons
bug man
does your daughter have babies?
you can't get away from...
can't get away from bug man!
should i get a truckload of pesticide?
or marry the girl?
i can't decide
he's kockin' on my door again
bug man
bug man's got six arms
couple of antenna
and eight legs
he's ten feet long
with a black and orange body
and he lives in omaha
bug man eats red flowers
clip-clop clean
with crab-like pinchers
he slicks back his bristles
with his tounge and his feet
and he wants to be my father-in-law
(and he's)
bug man
from near the pleides
bug man
weighs about four tons
bug man
does your daughter have babies?
you can't get away from...
can't get away from bug man!